"When you see her... Everything changes.
All of a sudden, it's not gravity holding you to the planet.
It's her... Nothing else matters."
I'm not crazy about the Twilight saga, but my inner teenage girl did swoon ever so slightly over that line.
Latest Girl Crush: Bryce Dallas Howard... preferably blonde.
Oh, and I've just discovered comedian Tim Minchin - Genius.
Look into it.